So I was at build a bear and I saw this statue of Ranger Bear, my childhood hero.
Key EP - Entitlement Parenthesis F - Furman Me - ur literally stupid if you don’t know who this is LT - Lil’ Timmy
EP - Ok go play furry while I do shopping F - k F - “proceeds to fuck Ranger Bear” Me - wtf Me - Excuse me young man, but you just posted cringe, your gonna lose subscriber F - OwO what’s this? Me - Ok let me call ur parentheses EP - excuse me why are u hurting my son Me - This furry is a danger to society. He could literally scar someone like lil timmy LT - Ayy it’s ur boi lil t please go check out my soundcloud LT - yo wtf why are u fucking ranger bear my childhood hero F - UwU LT - ight imma head out LT - fucking dies EP - How could you harass my son like that? Putting a bad influence like Lil’ Timmy in front of him? I’m sending you to jail! Me - goes to jail
This is so sad can we hit 621 likes?
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Here’s a picture of ranger bear since so many of you are calling it fake and gay. (See attachment)
Post by crusaderpimp33 on Sept 16, 2019 20:17:32 GMT -5
This is literally the most unfunny thing I have ever read. I wish I never had wasted those 20 seconds of my life. My lifespan has just gone down from reading this hell spawn from the depths of okay buddy retard that isn't funny at all and doesn't even belong anywhere near Comedy Cemetery. It belongs in Comedy Asylum. I hope you will rethink your life. Please stop existing. Love you daddy bye
I'LL GO OVER TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS